Admitedly she seemed very fit for her age (cant say I could do this to a frail old bird no matter how cunty she is)
and I was sure to make the shock only last a second and let her know I was joking straight away.

Q: How do you get an old lady to say cunt?

A: Get her to rudely manipulate her way infront of me at an ATM.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 7:04, archived)