Just set fire to all the furniture you no longer require or just dont want anymore
2 problems solved in one.

NEXT!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 7:42, archived)

Good idea
can you cure my pyrophobia for me first though, please?
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 7:43, archived)

*freezes the rest of your family to death*
Edit: in a nice way of course.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 7:45, archived)