Jealous?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:38, archived)

Are you for real?
I mean, is this you on the internet, or a made up persona? I'm terribly confused.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:39, archived)

of course.
everyone wants their virginity back.
( scott,, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:39, archived)

every post you make on a sexual topic is tainted with the retarded sexuality of a teenage virgin
I don't believe you've ever been within six feet of a woman without her finding you physically and socially repellent

so no, I'm not actually jealous
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)

like bags of sand...

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:43, archived)

he's made me angry Dave
it hasn't happened all sodding week and now he's made me angry with his bullshit lesbians in chocolate sauce teenage fantasies
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:45, archived)

Terrible :-(

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)

also
this is just a big fat fucking LIE. Which is probably why you've shrunk the CSS font size in your profile for all your QOTW bullshit answers
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)

Yes, I did shrink it
Also, I'm slightly amused by the fact that you feel the need to pick stuff like that apart. Part of me wonders whether this accusing me of being a liar is part of the meme or you're just peeved because I've had a more interesting life than you.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:50, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking hell.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)