I require entertainment.
Provide me with the textual equivalent of interpretive dance. Subject matter: The infinite and expanding universe - Does it go with green shoes?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:14, archived)

VOOMTH!

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:17, archived)

Concise!
Just the quality of service I expect from a true artist such as yourself! Good evening!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)

channel four
Cher and her mutant ginger bastard baby
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)

This is still one of my favourites
edit: duh! This is what I meant: dekionplexis.blogspot.com/2007/11/new-pikchaz.html
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:26, archived)

oh ta
i shall return
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:28, archived)

Yes

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:20, archived)

FAIL!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:21, archived)

PASS!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:22, archived)

what?
shut up you overweight brainwrong
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:20, archived)

You love it.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:21, archived)

I'm going to bed now
I'm going to have dirty dreams about lesbians

I might touch my winkie later
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:23, archived)

Dream about them
Wrestling in large amounts of chocolate flavoured custard.

/Has seen something very similar.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:24, archived)

was it your sister drowning in your dad's diohrrea?
just wondering
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:27, archived)

pfft

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:28, archived)

I feel I should apologise to the entire internet for that post
it was in poor taste
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:30, archived)

My insomnia is beginning to fade for some inexplicable reason.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:37, archived)

i'm just waiting for everyone to go to bed
so i can have this place to myself.
( scott,, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:38, archived)

SCOTT!
HELLO YOU SEXY BEAST.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)

yes. hello.

( scott,, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:41, archived)

Sorry, I hadn't planned the conversation further than that.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)

i'm happy with that moment we had just then.
it doesn't require anything further.
( scott,, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:46, archived)

QUICK! GET DRUNK!
or don't, I really couldn't care less

I'm off to bed to have twenty hot wanks at the thought of p_b's sister drowning in diohrrea
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:39, archived)

Don't leave us :-(

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:41, archived)

Nope
Two very fit Australian lasses wrestling in the chocolate custard. No, I'm not making it up.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:30, archived)

oh please just SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TEDIOUS VIRGIN

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:32, archived)

YEAH!

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:34, archived)

Jealous?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:38, archived)

Are you for real?
I mean, is this you on the internet, or a made up persona? I'm terribly confused.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:39, archived)

of course.
everyone wants their virginity back.
( scott,, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:39, archived)

every post you make on a sexual topic is tainted with the retarded sexuality of a teenage virgin
I don't believe you've ever been within six feet of a woman without her finding you physically and socially repellent

so no, I'm not actually jealous
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)

like bags of sand...

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:43, archived)

he's made me angry Dave
it hasn't happened all sodding week and now he's made me angry with his bullshit lesbians in chocolate sauce teenage fantasies
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:45, archived)

Terrible :-(

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)

also
this is just a big fat fucking LIE. Which is probably why you've shrunk the CSS font size in your profile for all your QOTW bullshit answers
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)

Yes, I did shrink it
Also, I'm slightly amused by the fact that you feel the need to pick stuff like that apart. Part of me wonders whether this accusing me of being a liar is part of the meme or you're just peeved because I've had a more interesting life than you.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:50, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking hell.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)