
"Where's the remote?"
"It's on the thing, over there"
"What thing?"
"You know, the thing. With the monitor on it"
"You mean desk?"
"Yeah! That's the one"
"Fuckwit."
( , Thu 31 Mar 2005, 11:18, archived)

He has such a stash of made up words and expressions it just seems perverse. English has the largest vocabulary in the word, so he chooses not to learn any real words and instead make up a language that only him and a few long-suffering friends actually understand :)
( , Thu 31 Mar 2005, 11:21, archived)