I've got a builder with a BRILLIANT fenland accent.
I have absolutely no fucking idea what he said to me this morning. He'll probably have built me a replica of the taj mahal when I get home.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)

We just had a builder with no teeth pop into the office.
I -think- he wants to put some asphalt down somewhere.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:45, archived)

the use of the word "pop" straight after mention of the man's adentalism
conjured up a strange image in my mind.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:49, archived)

Be careful
They'll tarmac your drive whether you want them to do it or not, and charge you a fortune for it.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:50, archived)

nah
we have a balcony that retains water. The astroturf out there has started to grow real grass.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:53, archived)

I'm sure you'll have a nice tarmaked
photocopier in no time :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:51, archived)