I got one from a girl I don't fancy t'other night.
"I'm aching for you", it said. It made me feel all funny, and not in a good way.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:01, archived)

'Aiming' for you it said, not aching

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:03, archived)

I trust you replied with a gentle but firm turning-down and directions to the nearest nunnery.

( Newington, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:04, archived)

"You would've been locked up for saying that sort of thing thirty years ago"

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:07, archived)

Hahaha.
I need this to be true.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:09, archived)

It is.
100% trufe. I've still got the texts to prove it. Unless you're on about the actual law. In which case, I doubt it.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:13, archived)