OK. I'm imagining slashing my colleague's face off with a rusty meathook.
Is that in any way comparable with, say, slashing his face off with a rusty meathook?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:13, archived)

No of course it isn't, you point-missing tit.
If you told him about it I shouldn't think he'd be very happy though.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:16, archived)

You wouldn't text him to tell him about it (if you liked him anyway, which, if you're imagining that, you probably don't. Er.)
The difference is trust and knowing someone well enough to know they'll appreciate it, like Webbie and her gentleman friend obviously have.
( Newington, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:19, archived)