yeah and the reason I don't like sweetcorn is because I got attacked by a buttered cob.
OBVIOUSLY
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:15, archived)

well it's not a normal way of thinking, is it?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:19, archived)

neither is coming up with the theory of relativity.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:20, archived)

fair enough
enjoy your celibacy.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:22, archived)

it's not celibacy, you dilbert!
celibacy is when you don't have sex outside of marriage because you think it's morally wrong.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:23, archived)

No it's not.
Celibacy is abstination from sex, full stop.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)

Is it abstinence if you've no reason to want to do it?

( Newington, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:29, archived)

oh yeah.
I was thinking of a different one.

It isn't that, anyway. The latter bit still applies. It's when you decide not to, for whatever reason, despite your urges. I just have no interest in sex.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:32, archived)

Your boyfriend must be chuffed.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:36, archived)

I'm thinking that perhaps
he actually loves me, or something, because he's had the last four years to chuck me if it bothered him that much.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)

He must have LOADS of porn.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)