heehee
my grandfather is full of such pearls. one of his kinder comments was that our family coat of arms should feature a pint pot, a pram full of kids and some arrows.
( 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:29, archived)

You should have seen him flirting with Rob's new gf last night.
She was cuddled up to him on the sofa.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:31, archived)

He barely even glanced at my cleavage.
I'm out of favour now.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:32, archived)

that's for the best

( 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:34, archived)

*stares in a complimentary (not creepy) way*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:34, archived)

that's a bit clammy

( 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:50, archived)

hahahaha
well I never
( 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:33, archived)