Your one and only O level in Mechanics proves this.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)

that and over 10 years in the motor trade
plus an apprenticeship with a manufacturer
(Dangermouse., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)

I wanted to do a tattoo apprenticeship.
Glad I didn't now - the guy wanted me to pay for it AND not get paid for doing it...
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)

What?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)

Yes.
I've since learned that isn't the way it usually works. Plus his tattoos were shit.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)