You're a damned fool, woman.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:15, archived)

No I'm not, I just don't want to end up with cirrhosis at 35.
AND i want to lose some weight.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:17, archived)

Instead of eating, take up smoking, you fat mess.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:18, archived)

I do quite like smoking.
But I really like eating. :(
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:21, archived)

I'm actually trying to eat more.
I had four square meals yesterday.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:26, archived)