All right fellas, and chicks that like the minge.Ever been out with an older woman? Noprmally my girl friends have been either my age or a few years younger (cue strikethroughs). Never been out with someone older though, whats it like?
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:08,
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only 5, Im thirty she is 35(
Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:09,
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You're only 5?/not paying attention
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:09,
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pfft.not even worth mentioning the age difference.
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:10,
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he just wanted to mention that he's got a girlfriend.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:11,
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OMG UR SO B1TT3R.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:13,
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I'm quite sure that would leave a bitter taste in my mouth.(
Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:21,
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The cheese on the scrote that has now just become a manflap is rather bitteror so I've heard.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:23,
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er, yummy!(
Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:25,
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i never said it was a bad thing!(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:19,
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Stop ruining my propaganda.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:19,
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^thisi've been out once wiht an older lady (9 years diff.), she wasn't really my cup of tea(not because of the age though)
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league of gentlemen!for a minute there i wasn't sure what that was from (it woul dhave wound me up all night).
i'm not gay, we just weren't getting along on our own thats all
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I didn't think anyone would get that.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:17,
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*points**laughs*
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:24,
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And he's got a tiny...penis.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:21,
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Why would he?Surely Parrott wanks over Doctor Who, the show. I say this, mainly because he can't wank over Tennant in person, because the character isn't called Doctor Who, just simply 'The Doctor'.
HA! I SHOWED YOU!!!
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*goes back wanking into a sock*
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*sigh*I 'heart Tennant
I could quite happily spend all day wanking over/wanking off/standing over and wanking onto/being wanked off by Dr. Who
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:32,
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Yes, I realised just as I clicked "post".(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:22,
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Heard it? It's my fucking ringtone.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:23,
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it'd be funnier if it was done well.as it is it seems improvised and a waste of effort.
I mean, at least do some research. Where's the You're Wrong meme? Wheres the stuff about making porn? Rubbish. Instead he goes for generic insults made up on the spot.
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THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUNNY, YOU COCK-END.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:25,
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nah.if he'd put some effort in, i'd appreciate it. As it is, it just comes across as exactly what it is.
a loser trying and failing and only amusing children.
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+ a song about(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:26,
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FUCKING CLICKS!
No-one else no?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:26,
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Ithankya!(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:31,
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Are you starting to wobble, online?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:26,
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Hahaha, this is fantastic.Parrott is calling someone a loser.
Comedy genius.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:26,
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It was not a 'meme'.It was people taking the piss out of you for being unbelievably shit.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:25,
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Yes call it shit.That doesn't make you look like a loser at all...
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:25,
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it's a good effort.better than the usual recycling of jokes.
Well, better in that it's the usual recycling of jokes but done in a different medium.
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It's because you're so unbelievably dull,nobody can remember a damn thing about you, so we have to make certain assumptions.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:27,
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I must admit. I went into his profile to see if he was a noob.8000+ posts.
I never had a clue.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:29,
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The contents of his profile say it all.He has a mental age of about 12.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:29,
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:31,
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+ flacid and dripping(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:31,
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Pffft.That was a good wobble.
*clicks*
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:27,
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christ all fucking mighty.it is fucking rare that I genuinely think of anyone on here as a twat, but you just might be the fucking first. If that song was about me, I'd still find it fucking hilarious. GROW UP AND GET A FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOUR YOU BORING CUNT.
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:32,
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That is fucking brilliant.I should've listened to it last night.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:23,
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some drink coffee, some drink tea,a happy metaphor
for sexuality
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its exactly the same as opening a can of tuna, only to realise there's a hole in itand has been for a year and a half.
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You'd put milk in it if you didn't want it black, not sugar.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:22,
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He's autistic, he doesn't know.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:23,
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i know but the milk thing would be alluding to sperm, so it didn't fit(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:25, archived)
or it would fit entirelythough i s'pose you could have said brown sugar instead of white
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i'm not off to play world of warcraft, i need to wait for the updates to download(2-4 hours)
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i've spent the last hour or so installing itturned it on, and now it wants to download a load of updates
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yeah, you need a friend with warcraft to give you them all on a usbit's much quicker probably to drive to the friends house and back again than it is to wait
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oh you will see that it is massively different.older women have minges made of sawdust and clay.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:10,
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I've got some glue....(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:13,
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It's true.Modern women were only invented about 27 years ago. All the ones before that are outdated models and should be considered obsolete.
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that's nothing/has said too much
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:24,
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I had sex with a man almost 20 years older than me.edit: I was also completely in love with him but it never went anywhere.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:09,
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*checks username*oh, ladytype, carry on.
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:11,
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I hope you were thinking of me.....Infact, I hope he was too.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:14,
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I was 19, she 36,dead cool as her ex hubby was a teacher and had taught loads of my mates a few years earlier.
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I'm 20, she's 30.It's ace.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:10,
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she makes your bed every day and has tea ready once you're in from riding round the park on your bmx(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)
You know what?You're a fucking idiot.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:13,
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No wonder everyone here thinks you're an insufferable twat.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:14,
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see, what kind of woman would want to be with a spotty under experienced 19 year old?(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)
Esme.*runs like fuck*
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:11,
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Your girlfriend for one.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:13,
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Actualy, i'm not gonna say who it is, but his misses is actualy a really cool person.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:16,
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my cousin (23) is with a 39 year old mother of 3 (who each have different fathers)I've no opinion on the matter, other than i question the judgement of a 39 year old mother of 3 who wants to go out with a massively over weight ginger traffic warden.
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Your 'cousin' eh?Yes of course it is.
Now off you go and ticket some more cars, Rusty.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:12,
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majority of girls I have been with are older.I just cannot be dealing with immature girls.
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:09,
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My boyfriend is a few years younger than me.Ask him.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:09,
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this is b3taEver been out with a
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:10,
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I lost mycherry to a female 5 years my senior.
She seduced me with home made strawberry wine and wandering hands.
She liked my hot teenage body and diamond-like hardness.
Later on she tried to stab me with scissors.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:10,
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Hot teenage body?This is the internet, you've NEVER had a hot teenage body. Apart from the one in your cellar.
Oh...
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:12,
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Way to ruin the joke, fucko.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:15,
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He's doing well for an autistic kid.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:16,
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He's not autistic, he's just a twat.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:18,
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I know, I was being sarcastic
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:18,
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I know you were, I was being blunt.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:20,
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Also, I reckon he's got you on ignore, so we can say anything about him here.And if he hasn't it'll be funny all the same.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:19,
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Yeah, probably.Because he's so scared of me, online, that he can't make remarks to my (online) face without having a minor heart attack.
It's like JMG vs. piston_broke, remade by the Sunderland Independent Film Corporation.
"AN' INSTEAD OF GOOIN' DOON TA THE LOOCAL SHOP, HE'S STAYED AT HOME WOBBLIN' ON THE INTERNET!"
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:21,
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It's a beautiful story(
mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:12,
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It's a classic tale.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:13,
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Boy meets girlGirl seduces boy with home made strawberry wine and wandering hands.
Boy learns about the joys of squishy things
Girl stabs boy. with scissors.
Boy runs like fuck.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:17,
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Do I detect just a hint of jealousy?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:17,
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Have you considered thatI might have DESERVED a good scissoring? Have you?
No. You're right, she was as mad as a bag of badgers.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:19,
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Feminists of the world...Unite and take over!
Then stamp on Parrott's head.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:22,
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I lost my cherry to a drunken Beth Ditto clone in faliraki.It was the first time I had meet her, and my mates who I was with (there was 20 of us), plus half the hotel, kept on trying to break into my hotel room.
Truefax.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:19,
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I even anounced that I popped my cherry on that Club Reps show, and it was aired.For years it kept on bieng re-shown, and people from the street recongized me quite a few times.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:22,
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Yeah sounds more likeFailrapei to me.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:25,
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:27,
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I had a sugar mamma last year.She was 35, I was 27.
She kept me in hotels and bought me things.
It was very good indeed.
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Zuowan, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:10,
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My mum's 44 and my step dad's 32.They seem to get on alright.
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rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:11,
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I don't fancy him his nose is too big.(
rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:16,
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:19,
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at least he won't have any cock cheese*waggles eyebrows*
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:24,
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They canefficiently massage the clitoris while tonguing the hole?
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:22,
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I was 23, she was 32.It's just like going out with someone your own age, but they piss themselves and forget things all the time.
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I do thathave you got her number still?
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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:13,
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Oh, russell.I just had a cup of tea. It was a really, really nice cup of tea. But it doesn't really make up for the fact I'm not having any booze tonight.
I'm trying for 3 nights off a week.
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rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:15,
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No I'm not, I just don't want to end up with cirrhosis at 35.AND i want to lose some weight.
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rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:17,
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I do quite like smoking.But I really like eating. :(
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rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:21,
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I'm actually trying to eat more.I had four square meals yesterday.
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You are Paul Gaddaicmfp.
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:15,
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When I was 17 I went with a 27 year old for about a month.It was fucking ace.
Then I realised she was a PSYCHO!
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:17,
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*spots recurring theme*(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:17,
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Yep.All older women with toyboy b/f's are mentalists.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:22,
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i just wanted to say i was part of this incredibly long thread.(
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