YOUR mum is so fat that people have made hundreds of jokes about her weight.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)

I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR MUM

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)

NO IT WAS YOURS.
MY MUM IS OF AVERAGE WEIGHT.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)