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Is there a difference between sauce and gravy, and if so, what is it?

THIS IS IMPORTANT
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
Gravy is a subset of sauce.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
how?
Give an example of a sauce that is not a gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
Tomato sauce.

(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
See, my mum calls that gravy.

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
Your mum is a fucking idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
See, I was going to refrain from insulting her mum.

(__, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
I was going to imply I raped her retarded body.

(__, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
But, but...
HER MUM.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
I know.
Let it go.
(__, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
MY MUM

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
YOUR MUM IS SO FAT, SHE HAS AN ACCOUNT ON B3TA.

(__, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
I swear someone else said that the other day

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
Me.

(__, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
YOUR MUM IS SO FAT, SHE GOT ON THE SCALES AND THEY SCREAMED

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
Your mum is so fat her bed is reinforced and she can't use stairs

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
YOUR MUM IS SO FAT SHE DIED BECAUSE SHE'S SO FAT

(__, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
YOUR MUM'S BLOOD TYPE IS RAGU.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
THAT'S GRAVY

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
NO IT FUCKING WELL ISN'T, IT'S PASTA SAUCE, YOU TWAT.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
I love you.

(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
*beams*

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
This is a pretty long thread from such a shit post

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
I could delete my reply if you want.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
I dare you.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DO NOT WANT
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)
But he did dare me.
This is a dilemma.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)
Go on!
DELETE DELETE DELETE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
I DOUBLE dare you.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
Did your wallet turn up?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
DELETE DELETE

(__, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
I TRIPLE DOG DARE you not to

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
I can't do it.
I fully intended to. I just can't bring myself to do it. What a fucking pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
YOUR MUM IS SO FAT SHE WEIGHS 35 STONE

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
=O

(__, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
YOUR mum is so fat that people have made hundreds of jokes about her weight.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR MUM

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
NO IT WAS YOURS.
MY MUM IS OF AVERAGE WEIGHT.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
Your mum is WRONG.

(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
those silly Poles

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
My mum's from New York, and when a New Yorker says they want tomato gravy on their pasta
THEY GET TOMATO GRAVY ON THEIR PASTA
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)

TOMATO GRAVY ketchup.

Or are you thinking of PASTA SAUCE?
(__, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
Pasta sauce = tomato gravy

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
YOU FUCKING RETARDED RETARD.
*bums*
(__, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
No it doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
Which SHOULDN'T be gravy, if all goes to plan.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
correct.
Ketchup is mere condiment
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
Stick the word GRAVY into google image search,
GRAVY = BROWN. ITS ALWAYS BROWN.
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
And it's made from MEAT.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
the stuff you get at KFC is white

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
Because it's got flour in it.


flour spunk
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)
ah, Merkin gravy
as with everything else, they imported it and got it badly wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
well that's just stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
Your mum is using the word 'gravy' in an unusual way.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
It's a fine savoury emulsion
MMMMM GRAVY
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravy
(__, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
WAHEY!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato_Sauce#Tomato_gravy
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)
tomatoes, lard and flour.
Tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
It doesnt count if you edit
your own things into wiki.
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
I thought tomato sauce was quite sweet

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
it does have sugar as one of the main ingredients.

(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
Look, it doesn't really matter.
A subset can be equal to its superset anyway.

Although you are wrong.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)

unusual incorrect
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
your mum is a fat whore.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
Your mum calls
tomato sauce gravy?

Your accent is no longer that mystifying.
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)
would your mum call any of these gravy?
bechemel
hollandaise
a raspberry coulis
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
The bechemel, probably

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
Is she being
a) Northern
b) Forrin
c) Some other flavour of wrong

?
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)
all french sauces are now called 'freedom gravy'

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
freedom kissing
freedom letter
freedom leave
freedom fucking surrender monkies cheesewank bastard filthy smelly gits
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
hoi. I had 2 of them
get your own snobby sauce types
(Dangermouse., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
*looks down*
so you did.

er, OK.

Spunky, and, er, spunkier spunk than the other lot of spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
Oh, spunk is DEFINITELY a type of gravy.

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)
Well, I suppose it is involved in a roast from time to time.

(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
hollandaise
bechemel
chocolate
(Dangermouse., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
Aha.
You win with chocolate.

I suppose gravy must have a savoury taste.
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
Gravy is a sauce in which one of the major ingredients
is "meat juice" from frying or roasting meat, you cook-lexics.
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
look, just because you won the war
doesn't mean you can come here dictating our culinary techniques
(Dangermouse., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)
"Tomato-gravy" my arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
Bread sauce.

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
That's meatless gravy, though

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
not really
that's bread, milk, onions, cloves and butter.
not really gravy at all.
(Dangermouse., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
Bread sauce is really bloody shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
It's fucking fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
it's like somebody ate a load of white bread and sicked it back up
and it's only ever served at Christmas and utterly rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
Tartar sauce.

(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
cranberry

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
Everything that isn't made from meat juices.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
Ketchup.

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
Powersauce.

(__, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
*spang*

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
They're just apple cores and Chinese newspapers!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
YES!

(__, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
Sauce vert
bearnaise
sauce poivre
bechamel
raspberry sauce
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
Strawberry sauce for ice cream.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
SQUEEZY POOP

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
Semen.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
Open sauce

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
hahaha!
WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
do you really need people to give you examples?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
Yes, I did.
Now I am enlightened.
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)
I think we could go so far as to call it a proper subset.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
If I was a little smarter I would have typed the symbol.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
I'm not sure there's an HTML symbol for proper subset.
Gracy ⊂ sauce.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
This is the best thread since the Stupid Hat fiasco

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
Ohhhh, I miss Ding-a-Ling

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
I'm divorcing you

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
She did spice things up a bit

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
I hope it gets deleted.

(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
Of course there fucking is.
Gravy is made from meat. Or proper gravy, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
YES.
Gravy is made of the animal fat that you're cooking as the main dish.
(__, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
Gravy is made from
Unicorn's spunk
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
Which comes from unicorn meat.
QED.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
Cheese Sauce

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
I AM EATING A HARDBOILED EGG THAT JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE FREE RANGE BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THE SHOP HAD LEFT

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
free range is good
although I have been hearing that free range is a very loose term with eggs.

The difference when you buy eggs from the farm where they are truly free range is remarkable.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
its a fucking egg
AN EGG
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
FACT:
When a hen is in laying mode, they do massive (yet infrequent) poos because their cloacas are distended.
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)
We had chickens in our garden when i were a boy
I have yet to taste a 'free range' egg thats comes close. We also had loads of double yokers and a few without shells.
(I helped save b3ta! UKAC let me sniff your diff, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)
Gravy is savoury and traditionally based on meat juices.
Sauce is any kind of liquid for pouring on food.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
this

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
Sauce is sauce
and gravy is gravy... DUH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
Gravy contains meat
sauce may, but does not have to.
Vegetarian gravy is a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
they make it from quorn
so it's form of meat
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
Quorn: Gay meat

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)
Rubbish
quorn is inedible processed garbage.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
Quorn is lovely.
*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
gravy is made from the roasting juices of the meat,
sauce is more general.
All gravys are sauces but not all sauces are gravys
(Dangermouse., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
Gravy is a type of sauce made from juices that run naturally from meat or vegetables when cooking.

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
I think the end product is more important than the terminology.
We have white and brown things we call 'gravy' in America. It seems to be defined by the consistency more than anything.

Maybe our 'gravy' has flour as a thickening agent?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
Quite possibly
cornflour is often used for this.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)