We had a budgie, she was called Tommy
She chewed one of her legs off and then died.

/Bogus Official diary aged 7 3/4
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:04, archived)

YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT ONE OF THOSE FUNNEL COLLARS ON HER

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:05, archived)

That would have been magnificent

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:08, archived)

Here's a cockatoo with one on:
www.parrotchronicles.com/novdec2004/fitting_collar.jpg
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)

Rottern bastards
Funny though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:13, archived)