BIRD-RELATED TRIFECTA
I saw budgie sex today and it was awkward :(

The male preens the female's head whilst she sits there looking annoyed, then he steps up on her back, twists his tail around, and then flies to the other side of the cage for a few minutes.

It made me sad because one of my gay budgies died recently, and the two of them were always trying (unsuccessfully) to scramble some eggs together.

EDIT: How did this make the popular page?
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:01, archived)

Great post.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:02, archived)

Sounds all too familiar :(

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:03, archived)

NUTELLA RELATED TOAST NEWS
I have nutella on toast and a mug of tea, and a new admirer
( moohalaa, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:03, archived)

You need a harem

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:03, archived)

Oooooooh Scandal!
Is it someone we know?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:08, archived)

Parrott
he can't seem to shut the fuck up about what he thinks about me, hahaha
www.b3ta.com/talk/4377274
( moohalaa, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:09, archived)

He's jealous because his life has no purpose, point or meaning.

( FUCK OFF, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)

It sounds like it
oh well
( moohalaa, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)

That's like how Mykey gets at me.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)

shut up JMG, you have a job and a happy lifestyle and
I bet you live with loads of birds in the centre of a fun city and and and and
*heats up beans on a tealight*
( moohalaa, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:13, archived)

It's not MY fault he's a fatty with an internet girlfriend.
It really isn't.
But whenever I seem to be on top form and popular, which in all fairness, is most of the time, it seemingly makes me enemy #1.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)

this internet bullying is awful
I'd better get back to my happy life and visit some friends next week! oh no!
( moohalaa, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)

I applaud this comment.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:17, archived)

that's because it's pretty generic

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)

And yet, entirely accurate.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)

Lol, we always attack the ones we love the most.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)

yeah well you smell like a fat man's sweaty bumhole and and and you're ugly
and you have a silly nose and I bet you like kiwi fruit and everything
( moohalaa, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:15, archived)

Oh Moo.
Thank you, I'm flattered.

Was it the suit that did it?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)

i'm pretty certain, by this logic, i love karl a lot more.
sorry to let you down.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:15, archived)

oh noes, wobbling, on the internet

( moohalaa, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)

i know, lol!
I like the use of Fuck in your post. Is shows i made you angry and you had an emotional response, which is the bit i long for most.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)

I suppose so.
I hope you don't mind, I have to get back to my happy life, happy lifestyle and friends.
( moohalaa, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:17, archived)

i lol'd at that

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:18, archived)

It's a bit like when I walk into the hardest local pub, go up to the hardest bloke, and question his mother's vurtue.
So when he punches me in the face, I can put it down as a 'good day', as i've had some human contact.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)

it is a bit like that yes

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)

I've noticed all the people you have a go at are the non-straight folk.
Are you a little insecure about your own sexuality, by any chance?
( FUCK OFF, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:17, archived)

Well, he did have oral sex with a man and then claim it wasn't gay in any way.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:18, archived)

Oh well, that's all right then.

( FUCK OFF, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:19, archived)

it's pretty gay

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)

no, but i once gave and received a blowjob just to see if i was.
and don't worry, it's no homophobia, i just think they're twats. Except mu isn't really, i don't know what's going on there. I forgot to mention in my OMGINSULT post his constant grooming of the internet. shame.

And anyway, I used to pick on bobson a lot. And he's not gay.

yet.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:19, archived)

Wait a sec? you recieved a blowjob from a bloke, to test out if you were gay or not?




ATTENTION LADYS: I NEED TO KNOW IF I AM A HETROSEXUAL.
Please reffer to Parrott's logic for futher instructions.


( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)

well i don't know what it was all about.
i just fancied a blowjob. I assume many men have urges and wonder.

And the pills i had didn't make me say no.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)

Whatever floats your boat, it's just that I find it hellerious that you're using the guise "I wanted to see if I was gay" to cover up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:32, archived)

Forget Nutella
I've got champagne Marmite - who's in?
( my_cat_has_no_shoes meh meh meh MEH MEH, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)

ehh?
I haven't had that guiness marmite, I'd like to though, I love marmite. (+ mining lol)

what's in champagne marmite, is it made in the champagne barrells...or something?
( moohalaa, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:13, archived)

Wine Flavouring
AND Champagne apparantly. Not tried it yet.
( my_cat_has_no_shoes meh meh meh MEH MEH, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:19, archived)

If they scramble the eggs then the reproduction is a MASSIVE FAIL.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:04, archived)

*scrambles YOUR eggs*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:04, archived)

I just have an image of you waving around a coathanger.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:13, archived)

uhh
gay = fail at reproduction
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:05, archived)

SCRAB

( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:19, archived)

We had a budgie, she was called Tommy
She chewed one of her legs off and then died.

/Bogus Official diary aged 7 3/4
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:04, archived)

YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT ONE OF THOSE FUNNEL COLLARS ON HER

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:05, archived)

That would have been magnificent

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:08, archived)

Here's a cockatoo with one on:
www.parrotchronicles.com/novdec2004/fitting_collar.jpg
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)

Rottern bastards
Funny though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:13, archived)

I can catagoricly say that I have never had sex with a budgy, or any other form of avian, and have no plans to in the future.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:05, archived)

Neither have I.

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:05, archived)

yeah
right!
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:14, archived)

You've never shagged a bird?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:06, archived)

If I have, I was very drunk at the time, and my memory of the event is fuzzy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)

with a budgy, or any other form of avian, lol
( moohalaa, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:06, archived)

I have fornicated with myself, so HA, SHOWS YOU, IN YOUR FACE.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:13, archived)

udgy rahmin
vi ry

RACIST!!!
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:06, archived)

I have to copy'n'paste to work that out.
"brahmin, or any other form of aryan,"

Now I have to look up 'Brahmin'.

Aryan is a turkish yoghat drink, but I don't think that's relivent.

I'm such a thicko.

=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:10, archived)

I think the drink in Ayran
Leben Ayran?
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)

It's prounced like an american would say iran.
It's not bad, a little bit sour, but it does cool you down.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)

Try 'Aryan Nation'?

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:54, archived)

Then why do you get a frozen chicken from iceland every week? eh?!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:09, archived)

It's less awkward if you use the zoom function.
They get a bit worried if you get too close with your camera.
( ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:14, archived)

Egg?
House? Fire?
( WormuIus, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)