*clears throat*
OOOHHHHH
Jesus jesus jesus, you were just a jew
popey popey popey, now rotting in a hole
Blairy Blairy Blairy, sitting on a pew
Mary Mary Mary, virgin birth? Ride my honking pole
OOOOHhhh
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:41, archived)

Ahem...
Evil Fuckenevil
Riding motorbike...

I can't be arsed to finish this. Sorry.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:47, archived)