There's only one phrase that can save us:
"Cheer up. It might never happen."

Some people deserve to die. I'd like to make a giant sign of that phrase out of concrete and shove it up their arses.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:49, archived)

In my case
it already has. Now just waiting for the outcome.
(Poodle_Me_Please, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:52, archived)