I can see your point.
spunk should be consumed fresh, if it cools down at all, it becomes gag-inducing.
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FluffehNinja, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:16,
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Pffft!
*imagines 'best before' date printed on side of cock*
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:28,
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