I was even talking penile dimensions
I have short, slightly built mates, and I'd never refer to them as tiny, little men. If I did I'd expect a glass in the face.

I might say someone is smaller or shorter than me, but always careful how you put that across.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:43, archived)

haha
You'd 'expect' a glass in the face.

Would you be dissapointed if it didn't happend and glass yourself?
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:45, archived)

Yes.
Yes I would.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:48, archived)

he's fairly
secure about the fact that he's on the shorter side, and the fact that he's skinny.

Even more so, since meeting my ex, and realising he could take him in a fight

/has history of dating skinny men
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:46, archived)

Ah yes, taking in a fight
This is important to us men.

But considering that my gf's ex was in iraq and his squad killed over 40 people with their bayonets i am staying well clear.

Fucking nutter.
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:52, archived)

I spoke very briefly on the phone
to my ex's current last night.
We only exchanged a few words (well, I used words, he used mainly inarticulate grunts) but it was surprising how easy it was to infer the whole of his personality from them. He is clearly a poncy American fool.
*bristles*

edit: I probably could not take him in a fight. I have no idea how to take anyone in a fight, what with being a civilised human being and all.
( Newington, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 13:02, archived)