You must be an american.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)

merican
bsolute fucking retard
( TY&GN, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)

I had sex with a bottle of vodka and got my cock stuck in the rim.
/Absolut fucking retard
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)

I am eating the phish food.
NOM NOM NOM NOM.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)

I thought irony was the adjective to describe things
that have the nature of iron.
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)

That's "ironesque".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)

I was being ironic!
LOL
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 8 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)

So was I.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)