I'm part of a team entering a competition to design an airship thing
for the RAF, and we were discussing what kind of thing it should be able to stand up to. I said "there's a difference between a fully-armed fighter and a " *pause for breath and while I thought of something* *think of something and blurt it out* "MAN WITH STICK!". At that exact moment a bloke hobbled in on crutches and I couldn't control myself.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:45, archived)