A dead dog?
Edit: Actually - 2 dead babies is better
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)

This.
As opposed to

What's got 2 legs and bleeds?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)

Half a dog
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)

was that laugh
sarcastic?

*eyes suspiciously*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)

Hell no.
I always crack that joke out.
That and 'Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?'
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)

Chrisopher Reeve?
Steven Hawking? the choice is endless.... ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)

Hahahaha
Exactly, always a topical one.
Bliss....
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)

the dog?
...
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)

Well it was...
A dead cat.

Bah ill let you win :p
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)

'Lo you.

(FluffehNinja, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)

*bows low*
Good afternoon my Queen.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)

*strokes beard*

*waves axe*

BRING ME BEER!
(FluffehNinja, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:08, archived)

Would that I good
your majesty.

But I seem to be stuck in some kind of home for the prematurely cunty.

Oh, no my bad - it's the office.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:11, archived)