Four one legged dogs
And some flys.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A dog, if you cut two of its legs off at noon, and stick one back on in the evening.
( Newington, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)

Arf!
Rice-cake spray moment!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)

well ninja'd
that man.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)

Pfffft!

( Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)

Why am I laughing at that?
what possible situation would arise where that is even remotely feasable?
( just mike, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)

Hahahaha
I like this. And you.
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:09, archived)