I have a load of b3ta poems saved from last year
Like this one...roses are red
flowers are flimsy
take off your knickers
and show us your mimsy
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)

Or this one
ROSES ARE KIND
BUT VIOLETS ARE BITTER
DON'T WARN YOUR MUM
TONIGHT IT'S THE SHITTER
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)