Roses are Red, Violets are blue
I want to fuck you with a rake.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)

I AM SENDING CARDS WITH THIS IN TO EVERYBODY

( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)

good idea
don't forget to follow it through

you'd be amazed how many women like a good raking
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)