I've just decided that I want
a stereo that has a capslock key instead of a volume control knob.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:56, archived)

Hahaha!
*gets soldering iron*
( Newington, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:57, archived)

Pffft!
or one of these
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 12:02, archived)