Fuckers
I will never, ever, for the life of me, understand why people bother to phone up a radio station to request a well-known song by a group they really love. You must have your own copy of it, you cunts!

And why the FUCK would you do it if it was UB40?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:45, archived)

I must say
that you have a very good point.

perhaps slightly overstated.

Calm yourself down a bit, have a wank before you post again.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:47, archived)

It's alright for you
you're not in a UB40-polluted soundscape.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:50, archived)

step away from the radio...

( Jobe, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:52, archived)

What you need right now is Enigmatic's version of popcorn.
That'll sort you right out.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:54, archived)

Yay!
You should be a music agony uncle.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:56, archived)

Only if I can have a photo casebook
with lots of buxom ladies that always find themselves wandering about in their underwear for no discernable reason.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:59, archived)

If you can do that
you can be my music agony uncle.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 12:04, archived)

I must confess
That I quite liked their first couple of albums.

All the pop reggae stuff was shit though.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:55, archived)

on another note
Why the hell do people ring james Stannage and then moan about him? Key 103 10pm tit!

www.thestudentroom.co.uk/t75744.html

^ cunts!
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:48, archived)

I hate that man

( Roman Totale, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:51, archived)

and thus
you wouldnt be stupid enough to ring him up.
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:51, archived)

True
Unless it was to pretend to be an illegal immigrant claiming benefits who'd just won the National Lottery - heart attack live on air.
( Roman Totale, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:55, archived)

OMG
YOU MUST DO THAT!
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:59, archived)

Any more gratuitous
use of caps like that lady and I'll grind you up and feed you the rancor Mykey

I quite like your use of smilies though, I have felt oppressed by the smiley nazis for far to long ^_^
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 12:01, archived)

t( '_' )_
.
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 12:04, archived)

o_O

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 12:06, archived)

What gets me,
is phoning up to request a record that's already on heavy rotation. Morons.

I got an e-mail from Claire Sturgess, once. I was rather chuffed at the time.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:48, archived)

I suspect that in those cases
the record is scheduled to be played anyway, and if someone happens to have requested it the DJ might as well make 'em happy.
( Newington, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:50, archived)

Fair enough, I suppose.
Doesn't really explain the mentality of the people who phone up to "request" a record that's being played at least once every hour anyway.

Mutter, mutter, grumble...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:53, archived)

It's not enough to like things
you have to impose them on other people as well, and sneer at them if their tastes differ from yours.
This explains driving around with car windows down and stereos at ridiculous volumes, and cramming irrelevant TV quotes into gaps in conversation.

/snob moment
( Newington, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:49, archived)

I want that one.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:49, archived)

Garlic Bread?

*seethes*
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:52, archived)

Eh?
/hardly ever watches Little Britain (but quite enjoyed the radio version)
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:56, archived)

Peter bastard Kay
T'was a bit of a pub meme from late 2002 until Little Britain became the moron's choice of show to quote.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 12:00, archived)

Oh, right.
Probably from "Phoenix Nights", then? Never watched that, either. Quite enjoyed "Road to Nowhere," though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 12:04, archived)

this
though I do the car stereo thing myself sometimes for the sole reason of pissing people off.
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:52, archived)

ditto
theres so many chavs round here driving around with r and b bollocks or whatever it is blaring otu of their carsa, i give the town something different by rocking out as i drive through town
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 12:18, archived)

good man
I gave them all a blast of megadeth this morning, was most fun
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 12:33, archived)

some music sounds better when played LOUD
and if it's hot, i want my window down. I'm not trying to impose anything on anyone, just enjoying myself.
( Fergburger, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:53, archived)

If you're enjoying yourself at the expense of pissing off other people,
you're a sociopath.
Everyone has the right to be sociopathic once in a while, I geuss, but I've no respect for those who make a habit of it.
( Newington, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:56, archived)

I've just decided that I want
a stereo that has a capslock key instead of a volume control knob.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:56, archived)

Hahaha!
*gets soldering iron*
( Newington, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:57, archived)

Pffft!
or one of these
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 12:02, archived)

...
Maybe they want other people to hear it? Or they just want to get on radio. And you can't expect people to request songs they don't like.
(Small Beer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:49, archived)

this.
and it could be quite a romantic gesture. If the song isnt UB40.
( Jobe, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:51, archived)

Or if your
beloved secretly really likes UB40, maybe because they have sentimental, nostalgic reasons, even if they realise they're actually quite shit musically... In that case it might be a thoughtful gesture.

/protesting too much
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:59, archived)

Beloveds like that
need a good kicking, right up the bits.

/blatantly missing your ill-advised semi-admission
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 12:00, archived)

This may well be true
Although I suspect "re-education" might be a more diplomatic way of approaching it..
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 12:06, archived)

First point, maybe
second point, cretins. Third point, I expect them to request songs I like and haven't heard in a while, and will be pleasantly surprised to hear again.Like "Somewhere in My Heart" by Aztec Camera.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:59, archived)