Only if I can have a photo casebook
with lots of buxom ladies that always find themselves wandering about in their underwear for no discernable reason.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:59, archived)

If you can do that
you can be my music agony uncle.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 12:04, archived)