Sorry I've been away for so long, I was having some fantastic sex.
The earth moved.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)

and youhad to come online to share this
as you were masturbating.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)

Yes, well I finished off and wanted to let you all know how good it was.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)

nice to know you waited until you finished.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)

"Hey guys, having a great wank right now, how are you all?"

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:30, archived)

Didn't feel no earthquake here, by the way.
/Somerset, for anyone who's charting these things
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)

OI'LL BE IN ZUMMERZET TOMORRAWW

( moohalaa, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)

There's lots of fields here.
And me. Which is lucky, because I'm really dragging the level of average awesomeness up. Somerset would be shit without my presence.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:48, archived)