I
Had an interview for a position which didn't exist, got offered another interview, got pissed off, did an hour and a half of weights, pushed a little 14 yr old cunt who thought he was a big man over a hedge and had a wank.
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:39, archived)

simultaneously?

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:40, archived)

Almost
all in a row.
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:43, archived)