DEATHSTORM 2008 will do it for free and get him wet too.
You're going to have to go a step further.
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

*strips down to the tassles*

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)