I only got back home an hour ago
And I'm finding myself threatened to be sued and tackling copyright laws. I shan't relay information here (as it's the LOL INTERNET), but let's face it- I'm pretty shit scared right now.

How are you all?
(__, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)

Did you download something you oughtn't?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)

Maybe he's getting sued for being very, very shit?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

I'm also fat and online
There. I've said all your material. You can now fuck off out of this thread.

Yes, I'm also wobbling and taking the internet seriously. Great. Assume we've all rofled. Fuck off.
(__, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

GREATEST COMEBACK EVER!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

^
it even beats my comeback to you, from t'other week.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

i was being sarcastic.
OR WAS I?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

I assumed not
as it was a fantastic comeback.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

it wasn't really.
he just got upset on the internet :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

STOP FISHING FOR WOBBLES!
You are not going to get one from me (at least not this time :p)
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

i'm not fishing for wobbles!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

Stop disagreeing, Sandy!
It'll end up being JMG's fault.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

: D
www.healthline.com/adamcontent/narcissistic-personality-disorder#signsandtests
( vladimir, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

It's true because it's written on the internet.
JMG lives with his Mum!!!!!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

Oh gawd
*slaps forehead*
( vladimir, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

The sky is blue, you know?

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

i just love jmg :(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

Well, that's understandable.
He is JMG, after all.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

It's anti-JMG.
It's therefore ROFL.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Meh, would have laughed if it was suiting for anyone other than yourself as well.

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

Of course!
*Rings the Bell*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

Is that the JMG-bell?

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

More of a bat signal.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

Today I applaud Cardiff, on the telly.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

You applauded a city.
That was quite an odd thing to do.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

I'm quite important.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Are you important offline?

( moohalaa, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

Powering cities.
Powering cities.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

It's true.
I'm often asked to take breaks from lovely Newcastle and visit shit towns.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

Ambassador for doing good stuff.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

*thundering tens*

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

*Tapdancing in your stream of emotional tears*
Somebody's upset, online.
Shouting at JMG FTW!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

surely Fritz's post already covers all of these points?
( vladimir, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

As it's my fault.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

He's like Jim Davidson's stand up material

(__, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Can somebody tell Friz it isn't me who's told on him?
:(

This is making me very upset, online.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

destined to always be better than anything you ever do?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

i can only assume that you are delighted with cardiff's performance today.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

I am
I for one want to see a WBA - Cardiff final. But I won't. I'll see a WBA - Portsmouth final.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

no, you'll see a cardiff barnsley final.
oddly, i've had money on that for about three months.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

Portsmouth. Win.
Runners up go into Europe. Win win.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

the runners up only get to go in
if the winners win something else as well.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

If the cup winners qualify for Europe through a league finish..
..the euro spot goes to 7th place in the league, not the cup runners up.
I believe.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

god it is too complicated for me.
i am glad that jmg is here to clarify things!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

that's the league cup
FA cup it goes to the runners up. Remeber Millwall a few years back?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

I think that's why they eventually changed the ruling.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

I'm thinking that myself.
A premiership club should not go to europe by this route this year
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

Say sorry.
Then write an original song slagging the cunts off.

Better than yesterday. (I mean myself, your song was class. :-)
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

give a brief outline without naming anyone

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

this.

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)

Aye.
We have some very clever people here who may be able to help.

Not me, obviously.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)

consider me to be on the prosecutor's side.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)

I'll walk in suddenly just before the verdict with new evidence.

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

this is going to be wicked cool!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

I hope there's going to be a TV adaptation
it sounds nail-biting
( Malaka omdz, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

i hope someone cool plays me.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

I'm helping direct a play
The play was written by one of our cast members
Or so I thought
It's being performed on Wednesday
Today, the writer of the play, who holds copyright to the play, is wondering why we're performing her play without paying her royalties
I'm a bit scared.
(__, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)

ouch...
The fault lies with the cast member who claims it was theirs then shirley?
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

explain the situation
ask her permission. See what arrangement can be reached.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

so don't perform the play.
sorted.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

Three months work, cast of ten, 200 tickets sold.

(__, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

but you've broken the law?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

either that or a lot of hell

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

You'll have to give a chunk as royalties, or cancel the show.

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

Yeah, just offer her some of the money
and a couple of tickets
( Malaka omdz, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

probably this
just try and explain the situation and get some sort of deal that's reasonable.

wost case scenario, you'll have to cancel the play.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

where did you get the script from?
first thing to do is to see what sort of royalties the author is seeking.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

aye this!
and sack the wanker who led you to think he wrote it
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

quite.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

she
But it's turned out that she was involved in the writing process.
(__, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

Have you told her about the claimant?
Bitch fight ahoy.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

well then you all need to get together
and communicate
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

from where i see it
it seems like the writer has decided against that and has gone straight to the lawyers.
women, vagina, sand etc.
good luck sorting it all out friz. i was threatened by solicitors a few days ago too, its not at all fun.
( oodle doodle, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

Looks like you need to start shouting at a cast member.
So no play this week then, you still never gaz'd me about it either.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

Better than you, evidently

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)

don't let lawyers frighten you
they are bullies. And paid to bully, rather than just doing it for the pure joy of it, like normal people.
( vladimir, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)

I ordered a meat feast pizza
and it would seem they accidently dropped the chili pot on it

gonna regret it tomorrow
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)

shouldn't have broken the law really should you.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)

I wasn't aware I had

(__, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

that's hardly an excuse.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

Thousands of people go to prison saying that
what makes you think they'll listen to you?
( Malaka omdz, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

When the buck is passed onto the person who claimed it was their own work.

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

I'm going to come round and smash the shit out of your stuff until you're legal
for free
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

DEATHSTORM 2008 will do it for free and get him wet too.
You're going to have to go a step further.
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

*strips down to the tassles*

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

I AM GLEE

( MrA, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

I AM YOU

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

Have some anti-shitting your self pants.
*hands over pants*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)