Just marker pen this on a tee shirt and claim to have misunderstood:
"T T T T T T T T"
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

Damn you man, you are my favorite loon.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)