
And here I thought having to eat my neighbors was bad news, but now I can't even afford to soak my sorrows about their unfortunate departure in booze, too?
Does hair and skin ferment with a packet of yeast? I'm going to start a non-profit agency, handing out packets of yeast with condoms.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:46, archived)

Edit: I supose i could do something useful and get my website back up and going
( , Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:48, archived)

Most of mine is made exclusively for me. And it stays that way, which is why I get it.
I build my own porn stars, from the ground up.
(I talk a lot of people on MSN, and honestly see the beauty in people. It builds a level of trust, and sometimes they do stuff. I respect that, but it's also kinda nice in a pervy way. It means a lot more with the genuine friendship behind it.)
( , Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:55, archived)

OMFG they're exciting.
Ever watched some porn video and thought "I wish she would do that for me, personally"? Some of my friends are okay with that, and they do that, just for me. It's a huge turn-on, hopefully for them and me.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:06, archived)

Must have been an inside job!
*paranoid*
Everything is the government! They are watching me! They want to kill me! Help!
*paranoid off*
( , Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:58, archived)