The dollar is dead.
Must have been an inside job!

*paranoid*

Everything is the government! They are watching me! They want to kill me! Help!

*paranoid off*
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:58, archived)

You came at the right time
How would you like to be a porn star for 15 mins on MSN
( RiverBlues Hello, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:00, archived)

Ill pass, I have a job. I just clocked in. Bye.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:01, archived)

Coming at the right time is valued in the porn industry.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:08, archived)

I like to come in 15 minutes early.
Can I still have the job?
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:23, archived)

Hell, at that rate, you can barely have forepay?
...so don't expect any advances on time you haven't worked?

Get in?
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:28, archived)