She does for strutting around the docks when the Navy sails in.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

nah
do a Ring and drag yourself around the planks by your hands.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)