In the last hour I have been called a slut and a slag.
Would anybody else care to lob a few insults my way?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

Your nose is slightly wonky

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

My nose is lovely.
And my calves are vaguely the right shape and size. The rest of me is a fucking disgrace.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

Well a stoppa fucking dis Grace
And a fuck a dat Grace instead
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

*Measures distance with a laser tape-measure*
*Calculates wind resistance*
*Double-checks calculations*
*Spangswithafuckingshovel*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

pffft
top spanging.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

my nose is slighty wonky - it annoys me

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

It annoys me too.
You should get that seen to.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

You're just full of love tonight.
Do you want a hug?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

NO FUCK OFF I DON'T WANT A HUG
yes please, hold me tight, the world scares me today
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

*Hugs manfully*
*Passes booze*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

aAAaAAA_aAaAa^RRrd^vAaAAA_AaAAAaaAA^RrrRrRRk!!!!!!!!!^!!!!!!!
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

:D
Hello quadrupedalungulatefoot.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

Cor
that's quite a mouthful.

Fnar fnar.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

I couldn't think of a suitable synonym for 'foot'.
Any offers?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

12 inches.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

That's not a synonym

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

YOU DARE DEFY ME?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

ill take one if your dishing them out!

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

Yeah, why not?
*Hugs*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

Fank Ooo
awkward slience as my semi brushes against you during out hug
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

Me! Me too, please
:)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

*Big, warming strong hugs*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

i was thinking if i get tackled while playing rugby on the other side of my nose it might straighten it out
win!
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

cumbucket

( moohalaa, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

stop fantasising

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

But you love it
you schlag
(Lost Medic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

Oh dear, what (if anything) provoked that?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

Well, me.
I got what I deserved both times.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

Get fucked

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

I suspect that generated the first two insults.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

I wish.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

Grow a spine, you tart!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

Is that all a woman needs to get laid?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

Not really, but you need one to stand up
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

echo?
damn ninja edit :D
( oodle doodle, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

No idea what happened there

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

It must be because you're a girl

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

Can you tell me where my minge is then?
I fancy a play
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

You can do your own intimate exploring
I'm going to bed.

Night love. :)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

Night
XX
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

She doesn't even need that
for missionary.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

She does for strutting around the docks when the Navy sails in.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

nah
do a Ring and drag yourself around the planks by your hands.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

Hmm
Depends, it would make an unstable pelvis, you'd have to do something with her legs to stop it tilting too much with each thrust I'd imagine.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

a good point
ankles on shoulders it is.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

I'm growing a hard on just for you.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

If I had the inclination
I'd thumb up a semi for no-one in particular
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

sket

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

Why would I bother to insult you
you tedious fucking nonentity?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

Touché!

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

Why have you been called these things?
Are they true?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

I was rude to people, online.
And no, though I can't help but think that it would be more fun if they were.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

Rudeness, online?
How could you?!

Sluts are fun ;)
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

SLUTS AND SLAGS UNITE!

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

Are you all caught up on your sleep now? :)

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

Yes, I had a lovely long sleep last night, then took my mama round the shops in her wheelchair this afternoon.
Lovely day. How are you?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

Good ta, just very sleepy myself now
time for slumber, night night. :)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

you're a slug and a slat

( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

You fucking momo
/Joe Pesci.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

Momo?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

museum of modern ort

( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

music of monkey origin

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

What's a momo?

(allergic to curry, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

Watch Casino or Goodfellas.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

Also Jackoff.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

I beg your pardon?
:O
(allergic to curry, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

Sepsister.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

Sepsister?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

SEPSISTER?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

You look like Ian Beale

( magnum, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

Oooh, that's low.
Even for here.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

Bwuhahahaha!

(allergic to curry, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

you're a fucking cunt and your legs look like stumps of plasticine

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

how can you be either if you haven't got a minge

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

your hair is abnormally to the left

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

you cow!

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

Jesus, glued
You've taken it too far.
( magnum, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

But my hair IS very old Labour.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

uhh.. attention-seeking little pillock?

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)