You shagged C-3PO,
AICMFP.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:54, archived)

Probably, yes
I was drinking a lot at that stage* of my life

at all stages to be fair
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:57, archived)

pffft

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:57, archived)

R2D2 is a handy size
"While you're down there..."
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)

I bet he vibrates, too.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)