Wanking in your mum's bed
post it in links (http://www.b3ta.com/links/) you fool. only pics on main.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

calm it!
Can't you see the L plate?
( The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

The FAQ is there for a reason, if you're gonna play the newbie card

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

that was a relatively nice response
you should prepare for a lot worse. it's all harmless banter

_{until the raping begins}
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

that will only encourage them silly

do you know nothing of this magical place called b3ta?
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

I do actually.
I've been a member for about 5 years now, but I haven't posted anything for about 4 years. I forgot my details so I've had to get a new account. I'm still a bit rusty at posting lol
( The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)

a simple e-mail to the boss would have gotten your username/password sorted out

and if you've been a member for that long you should know about the FAQ.

fuckwit
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)