I did that on a train once, and ended up in Wigan.
No fun was had by anyone.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

I didn't have a wank though.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)