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Straw poll
Whiskey and spooks or bed?

Also, what makes you happier, chocolate or meat?
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
neither

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
Meat.
Insert clever retort implying rampant, irrepressible homosexuality here -> [ ].
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
[citation needed]

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
[citation needed]

(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

www.djtees.com/tshop/store/viewItem.asp?idProduct=15207
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
You absolute cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
:)

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
I'm quite tempted to buy one.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
Quite
It's fiver too much for me...

mind you...

1 2 3 4
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
Urgh, there's 'Boro' on that

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
The northern most Yorkshire town demands more respect than you can muster

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
I like this one
www.djtees.com/tshop/store/viewItem.asp?idProduct=7192
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
needs more
'cos me mam says so'
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)
MOTHERFUCKING CHOCOLAAAAAAAAATE!

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
bed and chocolate

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
Hold on to the dream

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
I am....but it's melting in my hand.
The commercial is a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

ommercial ake
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
:(
This makes me think of my weighted companion cube.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
Needs more wrist

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

♥   K   R   I   S   T   I   N   E   !   ♥
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

♥ B R O A D S W O R D !!!♥
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)
Hoorah!
*touches*

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
OH EM GEE I bought the MOST FABULOUS Isaac Mizrahi heels !!
*gropes*

How are you??
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
OMG!
*bums*

All good here, ta. Gilgy has made this: www.kineticnorth.com/b3ta/bzzlol.htm
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
pfft!
Well done, now show us your tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

nsfa
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
It's a flashing feast of frups

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
Haha
that is fantastic. not in a perverted way, it's just hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
It's hard to type with one hand, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
Marry me!
Marry me and we'll move away to the sea.
I'll caress your sweet face...
Broadsword, you are ace!
I long for the day to touch your sweet lips
And fondle your moobs with my delicate fingertips.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
Your words are nectar to my soul
One day we shall be wed
And hand in hand we shall stroll
Towards my kingsize bed

Once there we shall indulge
in some tender lovin
I'll get my trouser bulge
& shove it in your muffin
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
*swoons*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
What kind of meat?
I like pork better than beef, but I like chocolate better than beef but not as much as pork!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
Pork is ace, bacon joints FTW.
Meat is always better than chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
Tenderloin
Best meat ever
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)
PORK!
IT'S THE MEAT OF KINGS, etc.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)
Depends
Is it Whiskey or Whisky
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
Whiskey
being Irish, rather than Scotch Whisky
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
Bushmills?

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
Only Jamesons for tonight
but 1,5 liters was purchased for £20, so it was good deal
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
Thats a good price
I like jamesons
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
Yeah, it's nice
there's no excuse for JD or bells when Jamesons is avalable
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
Chocolate
generally is good for a pick-me-up.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
as a youth i LOLLED in butchers shops

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
Once again that LOL has ruined my day!

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
There must
and shall be ROFL.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
As youth I wanked on the 363 bus
Never got past Poplars Farm estate though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
Did you ever fall asleep afterwards and wind up in Bailiffe Bridge?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
I did that on a train once, and ended up in Wigan.
No fun was had by anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
I didn't have a wank though.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)
Wrong direction
Then it was the Huddersfield Shipley bus
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)
chocolate
ooh thats a good point actually

*goes to get giant aero bar from fridge*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
Ghosts don't exist.
Meat.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
Best argument against spectral vegetarianism EVER.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)
Meat
You can't wear the entrails of chocolate as a sexy necklace.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
I just ate the best curry in all my 24 years!
Chicken and Mushroom Dupiaza! fucken amazin!
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)