I like this one
www.djtees.com/tshop/store/viewItem.asp?idProduct=7192
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

needs more
'cos me mam says so'
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)