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( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)

There's only ONE Maffarse.


Though it's the size of ten ordinary ones.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)

Enough to cause a solar eclipse, then.
"Argh!! The Sun's gone out! Wait, no, it's just the shadow from Maffers' HUGE arse"
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)