Oh are we not meant to be?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

Perhaps you could give jmg a sympathy shag
Teach him what laying with a girl is actually like. Best make sure he brings his inhaler though.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)