As your number two,
may I suggest the aroma of baked on sweat and poop-poop?
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

isn't that one of the ship's decks?
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

not in this case,
poopy knickers.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

Damn.
I've been turned into the Baldrick of /talk.
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:16, archived)