It's less like SLURRRRP and more like OWWWWWW
Followed by my mate laughing. Somehow he is always there to witness this.
(anomalous anonymous, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:11, archived)

Hiding his heat ray behind his back.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

DAMN I bet you're right
The bastard.
(anomalous anonymous, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:16, archived)