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I have just burned my tongue on the cut up ribeye im going to put on my pizza
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 19:59, archived)
I never thought I'd say this to you, but YOU FOOD IDIOT!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:00, archived)
Mwoahahaha
noone respects the ribeye more than me, but i thought it would be most excellent on pizza

Its very very rare... mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
Rare panfried ribeye is the finest steak :)

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
Oh god yes
I had it last night and fancied a change
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
*drools*

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
I've got a new knife
www.flickr.com/photos/thehankster/2489603379/

It's for work, not killing
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
Ooooh shiny!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
That's hot

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
Looks are decieving
It's not very big
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:14, archived)
STAB STAB RIP SLASH

(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
are you a full time asasssin?

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 13 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
Erm, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
I hope your work involves killing

(Dangermouse., Tue 13 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
It's giving you a hint to put the fucking fork down

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:00, archived)
the chinese on my street is open again and i want it but i cant
waaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:00, archived)
Go in, offer to let the man behind the counter finger you
Free chow mein
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
it's a woman behind the counter though

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
Even better

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
Prawn Kashmiri....

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
You'd only be hungry again 30 seconds after you finished it

(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
moi? non!

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
Jesus, do you have your meat very well done or something?
Meat should NEVER get that hot. Unless its pig then its best too.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
Was in a Brazilian restaurant last week...
there was a token salad bar, but basically was waiters wandering round and slicing huge cuts of very rare beef onto your plate

I felt very ill, but strangely happy the next day :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
I have just cut the grass
it looks like shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
As in ribeye steak?
You're cutting up perfectly good steak to put on pizza?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
Ive got a few of them

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
Fair enough.
Personally I'd just get some cheaper lean steak, or minced beef. I'm a steak purist.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
Ive made the decision to never evr cheap out on steak, its always ribeye, no matter what im doing with it

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
i support this action
just because some of these common folk have never had a better pizza than dominos, it doesn't mean that you can't make a quality pizza with quality ingredients
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
argh!
"quality" used as an adjective!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
Silence the little woman
MEN are speaking!

*slaps thigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
^this
uncooth bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
whilst i normally think you are a bell end.
I have to agree with this sentiment.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
this is extremely wrong
there should be another branch of the emergency services to deal with this situation
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
hello, emergency services, do you need police, fire brigade, ambulance or someone to stop a lardarsed brainwrong putting steak on a pizza?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
Can you just send them all please

(Dangermouse., Tue 13 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
I dont understand whats wrong with putting a good ingredient on a pizza?
Better than some grainy, grey cheapo steak shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
you just answered the question yourself
a good ingredient onto a completely shit ingredient. Unless your pizza bread was made with some rare dough that only exists in one part of the world and on one day of the year and, and just so happens to compliment your steak.

Next you will be saying that you cook up your own freshly made aberdeen angus burgers, buy a big mac and then swap the burger over.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
Pizza is not a shit ingredient.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:10, archived)
I dont understand how pizza is automatically shit?
You cant have had any decent pizzas
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:11, archived)
Tesco Value frozen ones
and Pizza Hut, I'll wager.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
Yup
I had a great pizza in Sorrento a few years back, it had a whole octopus in the centre!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
The ingredients should complement and balance, especially on a pizza.
And it doesn't HAVE to be grey cheapo steak, just not the best.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:07, archived)

YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
I'll tell you now
that looks fucking awful.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:10, archived)
IT TASTED FUCKING AWESOME.
There were going to be other ingredients but I couldn't fit them on the plate.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:10, archived)
Thats the poo monster from Dogma!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:10, archived)
All the fart spray in the world could not keep that away from my mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
it's shaped like a cat with a handbag.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:10, archived)
It sort of is you know.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:11, archived)
'Hello emergency services, fire brigade, police, ambulance, people using steak inappropriately or someone spotted putting sugar in their tea?'

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
Lord save us, not sugar in tea!

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
AMEN!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
"If you wish to report a misplaced apostrophe, please press 7"

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
I just did a stir fry with venison.
What do you make of that?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
I don't think I've ever had venison, actually.
But, if it's as gamey as everything else of that ilk, you'd need to consider your other ingredients very carefully.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
Try Elk.
Its very tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
veal is utterly delicious
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
And they look so cute in those boxes.
Cute and tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
veal is inhumane
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
tasty though

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
Eating baby cows is WRONG
Once an animal's cuteness has expired it is OK. But fluffy cute things should not be on the menu.
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
Get. To. Fuck.
Cute things that have been tortured taste THE BEST.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 May 2008, 20:17, archived)
That's why it tastes so good.
Just like pate de fois gras.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 May 2008, 20:14, archived)
I'll look out for it.
I've had buffalo, that was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
FOOD FAIL!

(Dangermouse., Tue 13 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
I always burn my mouth on tea
I STILL haven't learned to let it cool enough to be drinkable.
(anomalous anonymous, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
And then you end up making that horrible SLURRRRRPing noise too.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
It's less like SLURRRRP and more like OWWWWWW
Followed by my mate laughing. Somehow he is always there to witness this.
(anomalous anonymous, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:11, archived)
Hiding his heat ray behind his back.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
DAMN I bet you're right
The bastard.
(anomalous anonymous, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:16, archived)
That's why I hardly ever have hot drinks.
Unless it's hot apple cider....mmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
When I went to Prague
I drank hot mead. It was like some uber tastebud orgasmic expluffsion, it was one of those rare times that I was actually rendered speechless. I think I made some weird whimpering noises, that was about all I could manage.
(anomalous anonymous, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
I'll have a pain pill for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
I hope you got fresh mozzarella cheese to melt on your pizza
If you just got cheddar your pizza is a FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
Mozzarella

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:11, archived)
You just scored 1 point
:P
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:13, archived)