It's certainly not going to be better than the Spanish entry
www.broadcastyoutube.com/watch?v=kUoQMtOWqMc&feature=related
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

That's a popular ringtone in Spain now.
Also, he made fun of Belgrade on TV, referencing Kosovo and everything. They hate him. I want him to WIN. Uno: El Breikidance.

Also, one of those lines translates to, "My mulatta does the dance with her knickers in her hand."
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:22, archived)

*Breikidances*

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:26, archived)